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Out of the Cabinet! by Shortis 
& Simpson.  John Shortis, composer and keyboard, with singer 
Moya Simpson; and including lecture by Nicholas Brown.  At the National 
Archives of Australia, Queen Victoria Terrace, Parkes, Canberra.  March 6
 and 7, 2015, 6.30pm and 8.30pm.
Commentary / Review by 
Frank McKone
March 8
I
 reviewed John Shortis and Moya Simpson, in company with Andrew Bissett,
 in their first show of political satire in June 1996. (Available at 
www.frankmckone2.blogspot.com.au )
Called 
Shortis and Curlies,
 it was entertaining food for thought at the long departed School of 
Arts Cafe in Queanbeyan.  Proprietor Bill Stephens (still very active as
 you’ll see on other posts in this blog) had previously asked them to do
 a Christmas cabaret show, after Moya had sung there with the likes of 
Margret Roadknight.  
As Peter Webb (Member of the New 
South Wales Legislative Assembly for Monaro) recorded in Hansard at 4.45
 p.m., 24 November 2000: 
This evening I speak of a sad occasion, the 
end of the Queanbeyan School of Arts Cafe. The cafe has become a local 
institution and a role model for cabaret venues. A lot of Australians 
who perform on the national and international stage got their grounding 
at that cafe.  He concluded: 
The cafe has put Queanbeyan on the 
cultural national map. I offer my congratulations to Bill, Pat and 
Timothy Stephens on their contribution to the social fabric of 
Queanbeyan and to the arts in the local region, the State and the 
nation, and on the assistance they have given to all of the artists. I 
wish them all the best for this icon's closing festivities over the next
 few weeks. I sincerely hope that assistance from an individual, the 
Queanbeyan community or the Queanbeyan City Council will be forthcoming 
to continue this great icon. My best wishes to the Stephens family.
Unfortunately,
 no-one put their hand up or a fistful of money to keep the School of 
Arts Cafe going, though the Queanbeyan City Council now supports the 
highly successful Queanbeyan Performing Arts Centre (The Q) under the 
direction of Stephen Pike, also known in those earlier days for his 
theatre-restaurant productions.
But, fortunately, 
before they became titled ‘Shortis & Simpson’, their Christmas 
show had included a song of political satire.  Was it the one about 
ex-WA Premier  and by then Federal MP Carmen Lawrence’s woes over the 
Penny Easton Affair?
[In 1996, a Royal Commission into 
the ‘Penny Easton Affair’ found Lawrence had lied to the Western 
Australian Parliament. As a result, Lawrence was charged with perjury 
and resigned as a shadow minister. The resulting court case took two 
years and, in 1999, she was found not guilty.]
http://www.civicsandcitizenship.edu.au/cce/lawrence_carmen,15274.html and 
http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/stories/s38678.htm 
Politics at Christmas is sure to be a goer in Queanbeyan/Canberra, the Federal Capital, and so was born 
Shortis and Curlies
 the following June.  And the point of all this history?  That of all 
the shows at the Queanbeyan School of Arts, Shortis & Simpson 
has (or have) endured.  Where the Cafe had been the ‘local institution’,
 an ‘icon’ on the ‘cultural national map’, John Shortis and Moya Simpson
 (so tightly bonded that I’m not sure whether to refer to them in the 
singular or plural) have become one of our crucial cultural 
repositories.
I used that word advisedly, rather than 
the word chosen (on another issue) by our budgie smuggling Prime 
Minister, Tony Abbott – suppository – particularly because S&S 
(grammatically plural, I guess) have taken the tradition of the School 
of Arts Cafe right into the heart of Federal Government: the National 
Archives of Australia.  Each year, when the Cabinet documents of the 
past are un-embargoed – this year from the Bob Hawke / Paul Keating 
Government years 1988-89 – John and Moya are paid (at least I hope they 
are) to satirise our seat of democracy.
The
 audience at the 8.30pm session last night was highly sophisticated and 
obviously included men and women with intimate knowledge of government, 
past and present.  So what was the film, among all those released in 
1988-89, which accrued the greatest approval?  The Cane Toad 
documentary, of course!  Produced by Film Australia, written and 
directed by Mark Lewis, its full title was 
Cane Toads: An Unnatural History (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_Toads:_An_Unnatural_History)
 and I well remember the long, long shot down a straight country road.  A
 Kombi campervan takes its time driving towards the camera, every few 
metres ducking off to the left, or to the right, instead of taking the 
proper straight line.  Only some minutes in, does the audience (or at 
least this slow reactor) realise what’s happening.  “Run over the 
bastards” is the political quote that comes mind.
That’s
 not from the Hawke-Keating Cabinet papers, but from the time of the 
early anti-Vietnam War protests in 1966, spoken by the NSW Premier Bob 
Askin.
(See 
http://researchonline.nd.edu.au/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1024&context=arts_article for a fictional account by Camilla Nelson of the visit by US President Lyndon Johnson and his wife Lady Bird, called 
All the Way with LBJ.)
That’s an episode in history that I remember well, too.
The Archives’ description of 
Out of the Cabinet gives the picture: 
The
 musical and comedic stylings of Shortis and Simpson are back by popular
 demand. 1988 was the year of the Bicentenary, new Parliament House, the
 Fitzgerald Inquiry, and George Bush senior. In 1989, events in 
Tiananmen Square unfolded and the Berlin Wall fell. Bob Hawke returned 
as Prime Minister. Our music charts were jumping with the hits of 
Crowded House, Madonna, The Bangles and U2.
Join Shortis and Simpson on a humorous musical journey to mark the release of the Cabinet papers of those two eventful years.
An
 essential part of the show was also the highly energetic lecture by ANU
 History academic, Nicholas Brown.  You can read the formal research 
background to his talk at 
http://www.naa.gov.au/collection/explore/cabinet/by-year/1988-89/index.aspx,
 but his lively presentation fitted perfectly in style after the main 25
 minutes of Shortis & Simpson’s performance.  After hearing 
songs of the day ranging from comic versions of 
500 Miles, through 
Fast Car, 
Don’t Worry Be Happy, to the jingoistic 
Celebration of the Nation, and Eric Bogle’s 
Poor Wee Billy McMahon who was outshone by Sonia’s split skirt, as well as Paul Kelly’s 
Bicentennial from the Indigenous people’s viewpoint:
"Bicentennial"
A ship is sailing into harbour
A party's waiting on the shore
And they're running up the flag now
And they want us all to cheer
Charlie's head nearly reaches the ceiling
But his feet don't touch the floor
From a prison issue blanket his body's swinging
He won't dance any more
Take me away from your dance floor
Leave me out of your parade
I have not the heart for dancing
For dancing on his grave
Hunted man out on the Barcoo
Broken man on Moreton Bay
Hunted man across Van Diemen's
Hunted man all swept away
Take me away from your dance floor
Leave me out of your parade
I have not the heart for dancing
For dancing on his grave
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/paulkelly/bicentennial.html 
we were introduced to Nicholas Brown via the song 
Turn Back Time by Cher:
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay
I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.
I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby
[Chorus:]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time
My world was shattered I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything darling then and there
Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and ooh...
[Chorus]
Ooohh
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
ooh baby
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't want to see you go
I know I made you cry
Ooohh
[Chorus #2]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time (turn back time)
If I could find a way (find a way)
Then baby, maybe, maybe
You'd stay
[to fade]
Reach the stars
If I could reach the stars
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cher/ificouldturnbacktime.html 
Nicholas
 then proceeded to give us a feel for the changes since and, indeed, the
 political and social beginnings which were in the Cabinet submissions 
of 1988-89.  Particularly he noted how the  downbeat and often negative 
language about the economy and how people’s expectations should be 
contained began to appear in the new phrases used by politicians.  Just 
one example from today’s 
Canberra Times [March 8, 2015 p8] (which
 is of personal interest to me) is how Alan Tudge, the Parliamentary 
Secretary to Prime Minister Tony Abbott, “said on Saturday that the 
pension system was likely to become 
unsustainable”.  This was a 
word first emphasised in 1988-89, warning us of dire things to come – 
which turned out to be the recession “we had to have” when Paul Keating 
ousted Bob Hawke, and still won the 1990 election (since the Liberal 
Party was going through similar turmoil to today, as Andrew Peacock 
ousted John Howard), despite raising interest rates to 18% in the vain 
hopes of stimulating the economy.
It was 
this sense of history, including questions from those in the know in the
 audience (for example, about the Notebooks taken by 4 notetakers in 
Cabinet meetings being embargoed for 50 years!), that dovetailed 
seamlessly with Shortis & Simpson’s re-creation of the times as 
we lived them in 1988-89.  Their achievement was grounded firmly in Moya
 Simpson’s ability to channel the voices of the singers of those days, 
as well as in John Shortis’ accuracy and originality in his 
accompaniments.
Nicholas Brown’s presentation was bookended by Peter J Casey’s comic song of the ACT’s Legislative Assembly – 
The Biggest Town Council
 – which included four members (from a metre-long ballot paper) voted in
 at its first self-government election who had stood against 
self-government !!!  Noting that Inquiries are now a regular feature of 
our lives, we were reminded that the Fitzgerald Inquiry into police 
corruption in Queensland took place 1987-89.  “Don’t you worry about 
that!” said Moya in Joh Bjelke-Petersen’s never to be forgotten voice. 
And so we ended on a sober note, singing Crowded House’s 
You Better be Home, Soon.
Maybe
 I’ve written more than you might expect for a review of an hour-long 
show, but to me it’s important to recognise the role Shortis & Simpson still play, and I hope will continue to play, for as many as 
possible of another 20 years.
© Frank McKone, Canberra